Announcement
Mr. Maxwell has some exciting news!
After careful consideration and consultation,
Maxwell has decided to enter the 2012 presidential race!
Maxwell states, "I have a plan to bring jobs back to America and it begins with ending
the second-class citizenship status
of canines! For far too long, we have been denied access to restaurants and are
regulated to the cargo area of airplanes. It's time we stand together while also assisting our
human companions in taking control of this economy. Advancing our civil rights will unlock billions in
additional spending power! Stand with me! Maxwell 2012!" |
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